I was bored today at work, and heard a patient, who was getting hooked up to an IV, talk about their very own movie to distract from the pain. They talked about the genre, theme song, who would play them, etc... During my break, I did too as well. So I was wondering if anyone else has thought about this?

So, please, if you would, tell me about your movie. Who would play you? Christian Bale, Keanu Reeves, Will Smith, someone else? What would your theme music be? Would your story be an adventure, a comedy, or a tragedy? I’m bored, so tell me....

Mine would be a badass superhero movie starring Joe Peschi as me and the theme song would be Harvey the Wonder Hamster by Weird Al.

Micheal Chickless as me & the theme is Metal health by quiet Riot, It's a comedy with a heartwarming story of RLSH.
Todd bridges is the cop on my side.
Kathy griffin is the RLSV.

I will lay down money to see SHs movie.

Myself and I are working on a fan made movie of the Crow vs the Joker I am going to play the crow

KEWL!

My movie would star Jack Black as Crossfire and the theme song would be "Holy Fire" by Bloodgood. (See my RLSH video on You Tube to actually hear the song)

The villains would be played by the cast of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL...and Barney the Dinosaur

George Clooney would play me, because why the hell not! He would also play the villian as I am more often than not my own worst enemy.

Gadgetastic!

@ Gadgetastic...Clooney? OK...but beware the rubber nipple suits

I've often wondered about the thought process that made them put nipples on that suit. Do you suppose the cosume designers actually had a session about that.

"Burton said anatomically correct."

"Well, we're not putting a wang on the suit. The censors wouldn't go for it."

"Well, I'm not pissing Burton off. The last guy he got mad at got eaten by oompa loompas. I'm not going out like that, man."

Maybe if we put nipples on the suit. Think that would be a good compromise?"

"Let's try it. Maybe he'll be high enough not to notice. I heard Depp had him up all last night "securing" a role in his next ten movies."

"Alright, nipples it is."

Gadgetastic!

Adam West needed no Rubber muscles.

Like he said in the Simpsons..."Pure West."

Maybe Jonah Hill as me:




And in recent years I have thought of the song Learning to Fly by Tom Petty as a metaphor for both my thoughts on human potential and my own RLSH journey:

Three hours of a wordless movie featuring Danny Trejo blogging and reading internet articles, every now and then going outside where everyone is played by Silvester Stallone, even the women, with the entire soundtrack being composed of Eduard Khil's 'I Am Glad, Cause I'm Finally Returning Back Home' (aka, the 'Trololo' song) on loop, billed as a Summer blockbuster with a trailer that has zero footage of the actual movie.