Anyone know of some good impact protection for only the front of the chest and belly areas?

Ideally I'd like something that calls to mind muscles design-wise, but isn't so over the top that it looks like a desperate attempt to fake muscles. And again... just a front plate.

Basically the deal is I'm finding out my front area isn't as protected as my back.

Maybe a hockey chest protector? Some paintball gear seems about right, but I hear bad things about it, generally.

(Oh yeah -- I'm not talking about or concerned about ballistic or knife protection here)

http://www.amazon.com/JT-6020-eMotion-Chest-Protector/dp/B00092CLEC/ref=cm_lmf_tit_1

thats the closest thing i could find.

Thanks, man. What the heck -- I ordered it. I've wasted more than $16 just on coffee tonight.

its funny cause i found it from amazon's listomania thing. someone made a list called "bruce wayne's shopping list"

there are also ones called "how to be a superhero" and stuff like that. its like people are making shopping lists for us