Who the heck cares? The Internet is contradicting itself right now! All it is people's ideas! BMIs are dumb! I am just fine the way I am, and my mom is just a control freak that wants to take over my life, and if she thinks she's going to, then she really is crazy.

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^ what is going on?

I was answering Dogman in his own language.

it was almost 5 years ago i got cancer of the lymph nodes. i was in bad shape. doctors turned me away because i had no money for them. i was left to die.once a muscle bound guy at 175 pounds shriveled down to 120 lbs.i almost gave up hope. i knew i was dieing.lucky my vietnamese friends came to my rescue with healing herbal medicine.i was in so much pain i was ready to die.one thing kept me holding on and that was my super hero friends.i was determined to fight the cancer and live again.
as you can see now i have beaten it with out any radiation or treatments i could not get .i guess that is a good thing.i have now regained my diolistics and systolic rating of an olympic champion.i am up to 170 lbs now and trimming away a bit of belly fat due to having to force feed myself these last few years.
fear not pretty ladies the gut will melt off in the Florida heat in no time.

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Master Legend!

You NEVER cease to amaze me!!!

A saint you truly are!

Thanks for all the feedback guys!

I do know I'm going to need to lift a LOT of weights. Any good workout regimens for beginners that work all parts of the body with emphasis on muscle building (versus weight loss)?

Also, for clarity the surgical/physical condition, I was born without an esophagus, so one was 'built' for me out of part of my stomach, resulting in a very small stomach. I don't know all the details, but apparently it works akin "having your stomach stapled'' (according to my parents when they explained it to me as a kid). I don't know how exactly it affects my ability to gain weigh other than by not being able to each much food at one time, though I'm sure there was something else to it. To be honest I don't recall exactly.

Eat every two hours, problem solved.