First of all: Crossfire and Proteus, you amuse the livin' daylights outta me.
Second of all, I will put him in contact with the CAI and message Motor Mouth on here, and they can deal with his idea of how to contact him on a separate one-on-one basis. I'll let him know that I've suggested they get in contact with him.
Third of all: Thank you all for your input on this. I wasn't quite sure how to approach it.