Then there's just finding the guy, tying them upside down to a lamp post and calling metro crimestoppers. Just imagine that conversation:
Anita:Thank you for calling Metro Crimestoppers, this is Anita, how may I help you today?
Leviathan: Yes, My name's Leviathan, and I've netted up D C number V17763, Chad Reynolds. Wanted for Lewd and Lascivious conduct with an under twelve minor.
Anita: I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Leviathan: Leviathan...
Anita: Ahhh.... Uhhh... Ooo K?! And you've done what to to Mister Reynolds?
Leviathan: I netted him up to a lamp post.
Anita: Not one of you super-nuts has the decency to just call in their location and collect the reward, do you?
Leviathan: Of course we do. I'm doing that now.
Anita: *sigh* Ok, so where is the suspect now?
Leviathan: I just told you, on the lamp post.
Anita: JESUS F...... Grrrrr....!!!! I mean, the address, sir.
Leviathan: Oh, hold on a second... *silence on the phone* Hey, can you move a little bit to the side, you're blocking my view of the street name. *shuffling noise* Ok, I'm back. He's currently at the 3400 block of Orange Blossom Trail.
Anita: Ok sir, and I'm just going to need your name and mailing address for the reward for his re-arrest.
Leviathan: Sure, it's... Wait, I'm gonna have to cut around the side of this building for a second so Mister Reynolds doesn't hear me. Hang tight, the Sheriff will be here in a bit... *muffled screaming*